Monday, 23 December 2013

Merry Christmas. . .

Everyone at Shelf Corner and the Staff of Fun and Nonsense would like to wish you all a  Merry Christmas and a happy and healthy New Year.

I wonder what Fun and Nonsense we will all be getting up to in 2014... xx

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

One, two, three. . .

 I started with one little girl, then there were two little girls and now there are three little girls and one ugly duckling. All three of them and duckling like to ask questions.  

Q.  Why is my Christmas tree not up yet?
A.  Probably because it's still tired from last year and is having a lie in.

Q.  Why do Christmas tree lights never work the following year?
A.  It's their way of telling you that they don't like being put away in a dark cupboard.

Q. How is Father Christmas going to get down the chimney when there isn't one in the house?
A.  I'll draw him a picture and as he's magic...oh, he's Father Christmas, he'll figure it out.

Q.  Why do we have roast turkey at Christmas?
A.  Because it's the only time of the year I can catch a whole one.

These little darlings will be staying with me until the New Year.  Then they will be up for sale to go to a new home and bug someone else with all their Fun and Nonsense questions... ;) xx